Sock Monsters: Myths and Conspiracies
OK, so it is Saturday, and not much is shakin’. Going through my YouBoob subscriptions again, and found an old Pluto episode that I clearly missed.
Well, it got me to thinking. The mystery phenomena of the “missing sock” is very real, my friends.
I truly do not understand it.
Two matching socks are worn. Two matching socks are taken off. Two matching socks are put in the laundry.
THEN, the time comes to pull said laundry out of the dryer……and lo and behold, unmatched and missing socks.
See also: I am easily amused
Where do they go? Is it a demon dryer sock monster?
Or as Pluto suspects, aliens who intercepted a Nickleback transmission, and…..well you will just have to watch it to figure out THAT convoluted thinking 😁
My bet is still on the demon dwelling in the dryer. Do Catholic priests provide exorcisms for such? Hmmmmmm 🤔