Slick

after the morning i had, I didn’t need to meet up with Slick

Slick and I go back a long ways, bout 5 years give or take one

Slick has looked at me the same, since the day we met

Slick must have some sort of sense to know when I come around, for I never see him.

well we met up today

he was not happy

just look at his eyes

that furball literally jumped in my sis’s arms for protection, hissin and growlin

I don’t hiss but I can growl

Slick so dumb he don’t even know it was SIS who caused this deep seated anger towards me. She tricked me into going out to Nancy’s farm. We was suppose to be elsewhere. Her and Nancy had it all planned out.

I found out later from Nancy, they baited me with food

farm fresh egg salad sammiches

sis even had dad’s old smelt dip net in her trunk

Ok I’ll do it, but I want 6 sammiches with chips an bread & butter pickles

deal! off I went towards the barn

I want a yellow one!

you get what the Hell I bring back! I just kept walkin

Ever catch a barn cat?

I’m hear to tell you it’s no fun, and it’s dangerous. In I went with the net, must’ve been 50 cats in there scattering in all directions, including jumping the beams over my head

low snarls an growls an hissing, actually a lot of hissing. after 15 minutes I got one. I got him good

against the wall about a foot from the floor. that was the easy part. reachin in the net with welding gloves on, I tried real nice-like to grab it, which wasn’t workin out, so I finally just grabbed it’s tail an hoisted the feral beast and stuffed it in a the gunny sack I swear that cat went completely nuts after that. it had it out for me right then and there. I came out ta barn declaring

I GOT ONE!

Nancy can make some good egg salad sammiches. after eating everything, we left. now the ride is about an hour 20 minutes and not on a paved road, ruts an holes an just normal michigan roads

the cat has been workin on escape

drive faster sis, it’s got a paw outside bag

try walking with a gunny sack with a cat arm out with extended nails in search of you!

Being careful, I let the beast loose while saying to sis, if that cat comes..

I’m killin it right in your kitchen

she said something to which I still don’t know or care

I was watching the cat

See this radiator?

Bottom left foot of it the cat wrapped it around it for 2 days

didn’t want food no water no nothin

Sis got a way with cats

it calmed after about week

She named it Slick after the odd couple cat

says the cat fine unless you stop by

sure sis, blame me

I wasn’t expecting to meet with Slick, dropping those .22L she wanted from the trading post

I did get my sticky buns in trade as promised

Slick ain’t yellow, and sis ain’t bitchin, and I’m still livin