I was going to go with KILL KILL KILL but that sounded too aggressive for a title
I got a call yesterday
hey man
what?
I achieved Victory!
I take it you weren’t fishin on the lake
ohh no
the phone conversation went down hill from there
Matt says
ya know how Man has to send his polliwogs into the danger zone of the fertile valley for the purpose of the bloodline to continue?
ahuhh
and what’s waitin for all those polliwogs?
that’s right.
the Amazonian antibody kill warriors with one mission.
one mission only, to Kill
Matt can I ask you something?
sure
is this what you think about while attempting to impregnate your Woman?
well chance it did cross my mind a couple of times
as you know we’ve been tryin to have a baby for awhile
yea
well those amazonian warrior antibodies, I must’ve weakened them
Matt I’m not the 1st you contacted with this victory am I?
Ohh hell no you are the 2nd to the last
well thanks for that Matt
Matt why you calling me?
Well she’s already with the names
I want a cool indian name and you are indian, soooooo
Matt, you are Finnish and Swede and blonde
I don’t care
not happening Matt, I don’t need your Woman on my ass for your dumb shit
Chance?
Matt?
one last thing man, you know the sound of Victory?
Morning Sickness!!!!
umm I’m hanging up now Matt …click
