Yaknow, wait, no you don’t so I’ll tell ya upfront. I was in a great mood this mornin
being almost dressed
boots an cover with coffee lookin at the lake, and ohh myyy what a lake she is
it strange I talk to the lake?
I don’t think so, been doin it for years
lady I hate leave ya but I business to attend to, it’s always a one sided conversation with her
not unlike a teevee
off I went to the tradin post
it don’t look like much on the outside but there’s reason that
if one keeps the place lookin like a rummage sale
when the Taxman cometh he will take that into consideration as you should to!
So in I went first thing I hear is cussing
JC
cousin, I hope God strikes you down and I am there to bear witness
what you wanting? well I don’t wanna know who pissed on your cornflakes, that’s fer sure
I come for can goods
well you are SOL cousin
4 racks 3 shelves each bare,stripped clean
my cousin walks over hands me a coffee, some useless chit chat about hoarders, locusts, along with other lowlifes
( which I probably know )
Well cousin least I’ll get gramma sticky buns that my sis promised to make for me
IF I picked up some .22L for her
squirrel problem eh?
she hates them
2 boxes of the R sub I grabbed
at these prices cousin
those buns best have caramel dripping hot
then he says hey man look at this, just got in the mail this is for a customer
yaknow we get those in at 550.00 plus some change
but not this guy
he ordered online from Palmetto with shipping UP here cost him 850.00
He ain’t right in the head
cousin did you run his name an paper work?
yeah, he checked out real good
I’d say he’s checked out alright we both grinned , more like a grimace as in ewwwwwwww
5.00 bucks for the sign?
and yes I wore more then just my cover an boots into the trading post
my cousin has guns an he knows how to use them very well
one cool item about the lake
she don’t care what kind of music I blast
cues up the Albino bro’s