Yaknow, no you don’t know, but you know I’m about to tell ya
first and foremost it ain’t easy being me
when I lose signal at night I don’t care
actually it’s a Godsend
see that featured picture
I was getting an earful how he traded something for the bow and got a very nice deal on the AK
he was so excited I thought he gonna cream his jeans from his excitement ( can say that, to late ready did) all while I’m thinking, please lose signal, I’ll be a good boy… please.. I’m saying fuking please ffs. FINALLY no bars.
Manners still count
Back to my project
I’m not wanting instant gratification unlike these assholes
If I’m gonna something, I’m gonna do it right and wait till whatever it is I’m doing is done an step back an look and think
how things will be received as a gift of friendship
smiles are plenty of payment for me
money is tool is all
just like firearms
both can do good or great harm
So while I work the project I have something in my brain gnawing away like a bad case of jungle rot
talking about my Mother, anno not in a bad way ever
See it’s like this
what sort of gift you give someone that they haven’t owned 10 times over or more already?
Her birthday is November 10th which is like really super cool eh!
after her 88 birthday she told me in no uncertain terms NO MORE TEE SHIRTS
back then she was known as Ole Eagle eye
she lost 1 do to cancer
for someone gone through menopause 5 times and come the victor
cancer had no chance
as she said
thank God he gave me a spare!
She’s now blind so what she is doing?
She walks the edge of the drive with a twice broke back counting the steps
pulling a red rider wagon to the curb so the garbage man can collect the trash
I still got one by her 🙂
you have no idea how far I had to drive to find a pizza hut
just so she could wear her tee i gave her
she was beaming with Pride 😛
everything was going just fine until the waitress dropped the pizza on the floor after seeing mother’s Tee
so by now you all are probably thinking I’m am the worst of the bunch or what’s left of us
au contraire <— fancy word usage —> I know fancy words, I prefer using the KISS effect
Keep It Simple Stupid
That sis of mine got mother liking Margaritas over that summer, it was a fun summer 🙂
Mother what you wanting for your birthday it’s standard question these days
Pizza! I want you to smoke a pizza
so that year I smoked a pizza
sis made cake and bought her a gift for her 88 birthday
I was stunned into silence how well her gift was received
sounded like a chicken coop outta control
such double standards on full display
and then there’s that pile of frigging paperwork I’ve been ignoring for days now
few things in life I really hate
paperwork is like at the top of the list no wait
Jungle rot and then paperwork
as you squint
while thinking what the fuck did I just read
I’ll leave you with this thought
there’s no paperwork during a CW