Not nice

So I get this call

” ohh you’re home”

well where else would I be?

“I thought would have gone into the porkies”

well that’s what you get for thinkin

” tried calling my brother, you know the one, who married your sister

yeah what about him?

“Well I found out they took off for the porkies on Friday an won’t till Tuesday”

Get off my phone

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After all do for her this is how she treats me

didn’t even tell me probably cause she didn’t want me goin

I’ll give you an example of just how nice I am

I traded her once for a really nice knife which didn’t work in my favor

but my intentions were good

so that’s gotta count for something

I know where she goes while in the porkies and it’s not on the beaten path

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Maybe Bigfoot will get her