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As she is, currently, making more headlines, this should provide a laugh. Unfortunately, it is almost to true.
Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday and they started to brag about their past accomplishments —
The first one said, “I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!”
The second doctor said, “I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he’s been invited to train with the Olympic gymnastics team!”
The third doctor said, “That’s pretty good, … several years ago I received a patient who had been riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train. All they could find was the horse’s ass and her hair. I put them together and now she’s the Speaker of the House.