The Bee Strikes Again

The Babylon Bee published a story earlier this week that the scolds over at USA Today felt compelled to fact check.

With Moon Water Announcement, Trump Proposes Space Navy https://t.co/aG1at5Wp1F
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 27, 2020

Our writer @IMAO_ is responsible for this one. We called him into the office and said, "Hey, dummy, boats don't go in space!"

He said, "Oh. I guess that makes sense. Probably should have looked into that on Google." He then committed seppuku to preserve his journalistic honor.
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 30, 2020

Then the actual US Navy weighed in.

To infinite-sea and beyond. 🚀 @NASA #nasa #usnavy #navyreadiness pic.twitter.com/0wK6wc4kue
— U.S. Navy (@USNavy) October 30, 2020

Wait, hold on. We're retracting our retraction.https://t.co/s6mCrwqE9N
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 30, 2020

The Bee Strikes Again

Almost There

Now you did it Stanley

Western: Purgatory (1999)

Some words you may know…by heart