“This weekend we start collecting all turkeys in excess of 10lbs from area grocers. This will limit group sizes in the name of safety. We also will obtain records of prior sales for bird-tracing to locate addresses as potential gathering spots.”
Yes, you read that right. In order to insure the gatherings are small this upcoming weekend. Gavin, the California Nuisance is not allowing birds to be sold in excess of 10 pounds and I’m sure that quick thinker will not allow you to buy two birds. So no, hubby or your significant other can not sit in the car and wait for your return.
According to….. And just how insane has the world became when this seems plausible…
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