Road Trip!

There’s a town down the road over that way ( waves the hand ) that soon will hold a winter festival

winter festival

rather fancy wording for outside Beer party

it’s known as the Heikki Lunta

just who is the Heikki Lunta

to the FInnish folks he’s like some sort of snowgod

having someone else to blame for one’s problems is all the rage these days

Heikki Lunta don’t care if you blame him for all the snow and cold

He’ll just make more

Heikki Lunta

He’s been around a long time

remember, the vikings were here long before that Italino showed up I won’t be surprised if I see the Irish or the Swedes or the Polish or Germans

some years ago I ran into a fella from England at the Heikki Lunta

he talked funny

some situations one finds themself in

let me explain

this guy from Yorkshire England was a black guy

the last thing I was expecting was a black guy speaking the Queen’s English

” you ain’t from around here are ya?”

The conversation only got better after that, lots of laughter

he asked me

” where do I get a pint mate”

listen ya limey bastard, round here we do Jumbo’s

that like 4 beers in one bottle

Big smile found his face

off we went to the beer tent

Now that town ain’t all that big so ,shooting off fireworks right over the town ain’t big deal

Say a building burns down, ok maybe 3 or 4 who cares

they’ll just call it a peaceful Heikki Lunta

the reason I wanna go

I hear they will hold a Human Fooseball tourney using real humans as the ball

U.P here we teach the kids early on

to toughen up while having a good time

I’ve only one concern while attending the Heikki Lunta

is this what I can expect for refusing to wear the Communist Burka

https://twitter.com/i/status/1343656664466153478
we’ll see how it goes

when the government tells you to crawl like a dog

because it’s for your own safety

you crawl

there was a song written for and about Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn