There’s a town down the road over that way ( waves the hand ) that soon will hold a winter festival
winter festival
rather fancy wording for outside Beer party
it’s known as the Heikki Lunta
just who is the Heikki Lunta
to the FInnish folks he’s like some sort of snowgod
having someone else to blame for one’s problems is all the rage these days
Heikki Lunta don’t care if you blame him for all the snow and cold
He’ll just make more
He’s been around a long time
remember, the vikings were here long before that Italino showed up I won’t be surprised if I see the Irish or the Swedes or the Polish or Germans
some years ago I ran into a fella from England at the Heikki Lunta
he talked funny
some situations one finds themself in
let me explain
this guy from Yorkshire England was a black guy
the last thing I was expecting was a black guy speaking the Queen’s English
” you ain’t from around here are ya?”
The conversation only got better after that, lots of laughter
he asked me
” where do I get a pint mate”
listen ya limey bastard, round here we do Jumbo’s
that like 4 beers in one bottle
Big smile found his face
off we went to the beer tent
Now that town ain’t all that big so ,shooting off fireworks right over the town ain’t big deal
Say a building burns down, ok maybe 3 or 4 who cares
they’ll just call it a peaceful Heikki Lunta
the reason I wanna go
I hear they will hold a Human Fooseball tourney using real humans as the ball
U.P here we teach the kids early on
to toughen up while having a good time
I’ve only one concern while attending the Heikki Lunta
is this what I can expect for refusing to wear the Communist Burka
when the government tells you to crawl like a dog
because it’s for your own safety
you crawl
there was a song written for and about Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn