Hawkeye to Captain over

What the hell you want now Hawkeye

all that fancy equipment you cannot see me flying the plane

Captain I’ve checked the radar, even pulled some maps

I have no idea where the hell we are at

what the hell is going on back there!

Number 2 you got the stick

Captain… what!!!! I

I really gotta do a number 2

Shut up, store that shyt

Hawkeye this better be good

Captain…

grab that book

High School Textbook Labels Upper Peninsula Map Incorrectly

Captain, see what I mean, there’s no way we are in Illinois

Captain, you better get up here

what now !!!

Captain we got something coming from behind

what is it number 2?

I think… I think it’s Ceratopogonidae

OMFG lower the boom! lower the boom!

there she goes again Captain

what?

every time the boom operator extends the boom

she gets a big ass smile I think she’s got penis envy Captain

you’re probably right Hawkeye

Captain

There is a section of reddit dedicated to tracking all the maps made without showing Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. Meet /r/MapsWithoutUP. It’s nearly as bad as a school textbooks getting the names of the Great Lakes wrong – and yes that happened.

Captain, I’m getting some chatter out of Omaha

it’s seems the Feds sent out a memo, stay clear. The Customs and Border Patrol And the National Security Agency, also was informed, NSA added never put gravy on a pasties or they will be out for blood like the No-see-ums

Maps Without the UP Is Something Every Michigander Should Hate | https://wrkr.com/maps-without-the-upper-peninsula/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

Captain

I really gotta do a number 2

Hawkeye

plot a course for Montana the long way around

Aye Captain