Surprise surprise surprise

Now, just a few days after the bite-me has been sworn installed

the WRETCHED WITLESS is talking about reopening restaurants

to late

you sad excuse of Womankind

So many have been hurt

waves the Skull splitter

as in get the hell out of here

I’d rather discuss Arminius

son of Segimer

What Arminius accomplished in the Teutoburg Forest is why you see the statue

I find what he did before the battle was even more Accomplished

He managed to unite the tribes of Germania

who did not do much besides wage war on each other for the slightest grievance

rape & pillage was probably 1st & 2nd squad’s main objective

( both are very old weapons of war still practiced today)

” if we cannot beat them out, we shall Breed them out”

King Longshank

now see the the Southren border’s rules & regulations since Wensday

plunder was 3rd & 4th squad’s responsibilities

allow me to translate Arminius’s Accomplishment in today’s context

3 hours ago

“Northern Michigan may be the 51st State because it is “rock solid” conservative up there and is treated like a step child that never fit in. Lived there for 4 years. Just try taking the guns away from residents in the Upper Peninsula (UP) or even below the Mac Bridge. You will not be treated kindly. This governor has united the State on one issue. EVERYONE HATES HER !!!””

sitting on the North side of the fire

tosses head back in hearty laughter

4 years eh

more laughter joins in

tone changes to serious

Vajaja

we have not forgotten about the Toledo War

you and those known as the Mistake by the Lake ( Ohio)

traded us away without even inviting us to the trade talks

some wounds are deep Vajaja

very deep

then there’s that Unholy Blasphemy you do with our beloved pastie

by putting gravy on them

what the hell is wrong you people

even the grab-n-goes from the gas stations come with ketchup

I’ll grant you that the grab-n-goes are like a step above maggoty bread

what ya expect for a fin

( 5.00 bucks in the English )

ok Vajaja

it’s settled

We’re in

the 51st state idea has been around since the 70’s

I should have asked the Vajaja

How’s it feel to be the step child now