Over Black Coffee and Gunpowder Tea
served with
This AM, we shall have more of AuntiE’s clean corny humor.
A man is walking home from work on Monday, when he sees an old man talking to a young man.
The old man says “did you know I’m psychic?”. The young man of course doesn’t believe this, and demands proof. Nearby, a child is walking towards a store. The old man says “watch this. I predict that child will look in the window of the store, then turn around and go back home”. The young man bets 20 dollars the old man is wrong. The child approaches the store, looks in the window, and turns around and goes back home. Astonished, the young man hands over his 20 dollars and leaves.
The man then approaches the old man, saying “that was incredible! You’re really psychic!”. Nearby another child is approaching a different store. The man says “hey old man, can you predict what that child will do?”. The old man says “no, I’m afraid I cannot”. “Why not?” the man says, disheartened.
The old man replies, “because that shop is open on Mondays”
