are you a M.I.L.F type?

I can already tell

your mind has wondered off into the weeds

stop it

you may not know

so I’ll tell ya

fishing relaxes me

it’s kinda sorta and somewhat like yoga

Except

I get to kill something

Man I Love to Fish

looking at the smoker

smoked fish sounds good

the fish they only have to swim about 100 yards

so it’s not to long of a journey

you know I have the right music for my frame of mind

while I’m out plowing

from time to time I mention Crabby E-9

here’s Crabby E-9

He bought that a few years back saying he was handicapped

I asked him how long you been handicappied?

without missing a beat he says 37 years

eh, ain’t that about long you been married?

that’s what I said ,handicapped

I got my homemade bread

left the sausage

got the hell outta there

having one neighbor in a 15 mile radius

of all the people in the world

I get Crabby E-9 as a neighbor

I don’t wanna know the odds on that

some neighbors are better than others

An Oklahoma man suspected of murdering three people has confessed to killing his neighbor

cutting her heart out, and then cooking it to feed his family