I can already tell
your mind has wondered off into the weeds
stop it
you may not know
so I’ll tell ya
fishing relaxes me
it’s kinda sorta and somewhat like yoga
Except
I get to kill something
Man I Love to Fish
looking at the smoker
smoked fish sounds good
the fish they only have to swim about 100 yards
so it’s not to long of a journey
you know I have the right music for my frame of mind
while I’m out plowing
from time to time I mention Crabby E-9
here’s Crabby E-9
He bought that a few years back saying he was handicapped
I asked him how long you been handicappied?
without missing a beat he says 37 years
eh, ain’t that about long you been married?
that’s what I said ,handicapped
I got my homemade bread
left the sausage
got the hell outta there
having one neighbor in a 15 mile radius
of all the people in the world
I get Crabby E-9 as a neighbor
I don’t wanna know the odds on that
some neighbors are better than others
An Oklahoma man suspected of murdering three people has confessed to killing his neighbor
cutting her heart out, and then cooking it to feed his family