doodad(s)

While it’s looking like a snow globe outside with a temperature -18 degrees

which shouldn’t stop anyone from doin what they were gonna do in the first place

it’s like when one gets mad it distracts from what you was going to do

Be like me

when Mad arrives, ignore it and continue on to what ya was gonna do

( take mental notes )

Mike, a former Navy guy stops by and starts right on me

” chance, you um going gay-ish on us?”

What the fuck are you talking squid?

He was pointing to my rose

while still workin his piehole

works just as I planed

so what’s the problem?

“chance?”

Mike

“why did you use a rose knob and not something more manly”

Manly eh? I got your Manly right here squid!

I turned on the Lynn Anderson

ohh i like that song he says

changing the topic ain’t gonna work squid

I don’t think I’ve not seen Mike without a beer in hand in 30 plus years

Mike ya want a Vernors?

NO

then he starts touchin my stuff

” what are these?”

for someone who spent 20 in Navy

you ain’t as smart as you think you are

those are black bear claws

was thinking of using for decorations on the door

then he starts fondling my skull like a crook about to steal something

put that down

“what was it?”

Mike, you really don’t know jackshyt do you

it’s a coyote skull

numbnutz

then he blurts out eh!

I know where you found that sign

my brother Kurt seen the snowplow hit that

Mike what you want?

” I need to barrow your sawsall for about a week”

Mike if I don’t get this back next Monday

well let’s just say

I know what you drive and know where you live

ya know Mike

when comes to the dermestid beetles

they are nature’s vacuum cleaners when it comes to removing dead and decaying flesh, skin and hair.”

if you get my meaning Mike

off he went with my sawsall

thing about Mike

he said he made promise to himself when leaving the Navy

When I retire I’m gonna drink beer and fish

so that’s pretty all he does

fish and drink beer

he’s a good guy

still some stuff to do to the smoker

before a pork belly magically turns to bacon!

Not sure if you people realize

Bacon is the Duck tape of food