While it’s looking like a snow globe outside with a temperature -18 degrees
which shouldn’t stop anyone from doin what they were gonna do in the first place
it’s like when one gets mad it distracts from what you was going to do
Be like me
when Mad arrives, ignore it and continue on to what ya was gonna do
( take mental notes )
Mike, a former Navy guy stops by and starts right on me
” chance, you um going gay-ish on us?”
What the fuck are you talking squid?
He was pointing to my rose
works just as I planed
so what’s the problem?
“chance?”
Mike
“why did you use a rose knob and not something more manly”
Manly eh? I got your Manly right here squid!
I turned on the Lynn Anderson
ohh i like that song he says
changing the topic ain’t gonna work squid
I don’t think I’ve not seen Mike without a beer in hand in 30 plus years
Mike ya want a Vernors?
NO
then he starts touchin my stuff
” what are these?”
for someone who spent 20 in Navy
you ain’t as smart as you think you are
those are black bear claws
was thinking of using for decorations on the door
then he starts fondling my skull like a crook about to steal something
put that down
“what was it?”
Mike, you really don’t know jackshyt do you
it’s a coyote skull
then he blurts out eh!
I know where you found that sign
Mike what you want?
” I need to barrow your sawsall for about a week”
Mike if I don’t get this back next Monday
well let’s just say
I know what you drive and know where you live
ya know Mike
when comes to the dermestid beetles
they are nature’s vacuum cleaners when it comes to removing dead and decaying flesh, skin and hair.”
off he went with my sawsall
thing about Mike
he said he made promise to himself when leaving the Navy
When I retire I’m gonna drink beer and fish
so that’s pretty all he does
fish and drink beer
he’s a good guy
still some stuff to do to the smoker
before a pork belly magically turns to bacon!
Not sure if you people realize
Bacon is the Duck tape of food