you’ll got off easy with that title
I was pondering a Life lesson
If Women don’t find you handsome
Yes, today’s topic is all about BACON
Ever notice your Bacon skrinkin when you fry it up?
There is reason for that
check the Ingredience
I ain’t payin for something I’m surrounded by which is water
ain’t doin it
some years ago I was at my cousin’s bar
it’s where I woke up
his cook was no where to be found , a delivery truck arrived
his cook
well let’s just say spending 15 years in california really messed the cook up
think in these terms
” it’s good to home”
Anyways here I in the basement where the freezers for the food
I spot this meat slicer
“Yaknow cousin, I ain’t working for free here, what’s up with that slicer?”
“unload the truck and take it, get it the hell out of here it’s busted”
Took it home, took it apart cleaning as I went a broke wire
that’s all that was wrong with it
using food grade grease on parts which not for food- it’s for food machines
plugged it in
fired right up Big Smile ๐
ever price one?
I got a Boston Univex for unloading a truck ๐
even had the sharping wheels attachment
a new blade goes for about 150.00
from setting in the basement the wheel got pitted
doesn’t mean it doesn’t hold an edge
looks like crap, operates extremely well
like thick Bacon? that’s the number 3 setting
about 1/8 inch
Started with 14 pounds of pork belly
ended up 11 pound of bacon
and don’t even start because I’ve heard all before in a few different ways
think Christmas
” Why is it, it don’t matter what I give to you to wrap it always looks like you are wrapping fish
don’t you have something to do outside , go kill something”
And yes, my freezers are color coded & dated so don’t start in about my tape usage
it was the closet item to grab to hold the tid bits
wanna know how I got that egg plate instead of sis?
well I’ll tell you
I mixed up some deviled eggs for a gathering, used just a drop or so of Sarachra sause
mother was impressed with the flavor
” take this home, it was your grandmother’s”
I just don’t eat yaknow
there are other topics
such as that terrible boating accident
why discuss such things when Bacon is close
With a name like Sir Francis Bacon
No dout a Ladies Man
it’s true yaknow
Bacon
is
ever get the sense you are sitting at my kitchen table while we discuss stuff?
as it should be