it’s easy they said

I knew from the start slammin the cresent container to pop open

this was going to be everything but EASY

unroll they said and pinch the dough

spent 10 minutes of my Life pinching dough

I took scissors squared everything up

Do notice the bacon is already crispy

thinking they used a stove

I have a stove… it has a problem

it’s located inside the house

Firing up the smoker in 15 degree weather I find balmy

of course they used store bought bacon

while I used fresh homemade smoked bacon l did up the other day

so this easy recipe was like a test of sorts for my bacon

Let’s take a gander at the picticulars

Yields: 4 – 6 Prep Time: 0 hours 15 mins Total Time: 0 hours 30 mins

Preheat oven to 400° and line a medium baking sheet with parchment paper. Place crescent dough on baking sheet and pinch seams together.

Carefully transfer baking sheet to oven and bake until crust is golden and egg whites are set, 10 to 15 minutes.

Garnish with green stuff

Slice into squares and serve warm.

The smoker on such a balmy day would only get to just shy of 350

what was suppose to take a total of 45 minutes or so, turned into an hour 15

I didn’t garnish for I used some green stuff in the bacon curing process so close enough

Having double smoked bacon would make anyone forget about green stuff

it did me

there’s just enough salt flavor with the bacon so no need to add more

using a sheet pan of 17 x 3/4 by 19 3/4

while I am eating the test of sorts for my bacon I remember thinking

there’s no way those 4 squares are gonna fill me up and I was right

next time I do this easy recipe

I will be using a sheet pan of 18 x 25 3/4

extra: stuff

ever go to a Chinese all you can eat which you ALWAYS pay first

of course you have

ever hear

” you go home now we call police you eat to much”

Look mister, you trying to threaten me or insult me?

“you go home now we call police”

look mister

those in the back are nice enough to cook, I should be at least respectful enough to eat it all

“you go home now, we call police”

I don’t well in cities