March 25th Comedy Show

Biden to Finally Hold First Solo Press Conference Next Week

Pretender BZiden will hold his first solo news conference on March 25. This will be his first press conference since taking office.

Pretender BZiden has briefly taken questions before boarding the presidential aircraft and after making public statements about the coronavirus and other issues. 

One question is; are the questions going to have to be submitted in advance? Another question is; are they going to preselect which reporters they will call on? 

There is absolutely unequivocally no way his handlers can allow the press free reign to ask dementia Joe any question they wish. They MUST find a way to manage the event.