Proof I have manners for a Neanderthal deplorable Savage

I wonder if Smithy could fashion me a Ulfberts

for those who are thinking Chance

what the hell is a Ulfberts?

rolls eyes

it’s a sword of course

top shelf stuff by Vikings who could afford them

well how do know that’s a Ulfberts Chance?

double face palm

it’s etched into the steel

let me guess

you don’t read runes

on par with the of Damascus steel

maybe sometime I’ll tell you the story of Smithy

it’s not a good story

it does have a decent ending

but right now let’s check the smoker

not good

Before you ” oooooo smoked pizza”

Always remember

a full smoker is a happy smoker

to which I forgot probably, because I was thinking can I afford Ulfberts?

smoked buffalo rib bones added

before you say

” ooooooo smoked pizza”

first things first

that cheap ass pizza didn’t come with your fair added

normally while I eat pizza I just fold it over

this time I made pizza sanmmich

I cut it

probably because I had Ulfberts on my mind

22 minutes fully cooked & smoked

there’s a song for such times

lookie…. no touchie 🙂