Here, have some coffee music
while I cannot be sure what she’s bitchin, moanin or complainin about
I can roughly translate it
she’s showing how to out fuck the fucking fuckers while masking up
ya know, Hanes makes masks
so here is a PRO-TIP
if you enjoy elbow room
get 8 sandy cookies
the cheaper the better
wash them down with a V-8 cocktail juice 12 oz.
then wait for 2 hours that’s about the right amount of time the enzymes in you gut needs to create the most noxious gas ever to be let loose
before entering any big box store
say you are walking through housewares
where most everything is chy-na chy-na chy-na made with slave labor
try as you may to stop the gas you will do the left cheek lift while walking away
it’s then the magic happens
while standing at the end of the isle people enter from the enter other end
when they walk into the cloud
they begin running with thier hands wildly swatting at the air like killer bees are attacking them
Don’t be surprized if on the intercom you hear
Attention shoppers please evacuate the building
someone lit off a stink bomb
Don’t believe me?
try it an report back your findings
my parents figured out after I blew a decent size hole in the basement wall
one chemistry set
was one to many for me
I still like Chemistry 🙂