Buttfloss

Here, have some coffee music

while I cannot be sure what she’s bitchin, moanin or complainin about

I can roughly translate it

she’s showing how to out fuck the fucking fuckers while masking up

ya know, Hanes makes masks

so here is a PRO-TIP

if you enjoy elbow room

get 8 sandy cookies

the cheaper the better

wash them down with a V-8 cocktail juice 12 oz.

then wait for 2 hours that’s about the right amount of time the enzymes in you gut needs to create the most noxious gas ever to be let loose

before entering any big box store

say you are walking through housewares

where most everything is chy-na chy-na chy-na made with slave labor

try as you may to stop the gas you will do the left cheek lift while walking away

it’s then the magic happens

while standing at the end of the isle people enter from the enter other end

when they walk into the cloud

they begin running with thier hands wildly swatting at the air like killer bees are attacking them

Don’t be surprized if on the intercom you hear

Attention shoppers please evacuate the building

someone lit off a stink bomb

Don’t believe me?

try it an report back your findings

my parents figured out after I blew a decent size hole in the basement wall

one chemistry set

was one to many for me

I still like Chemistry 🙂