Ward?… yes June

Don’t you think

you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?

Internet Outage In Canada Blamed On Beavers Eating Cables…

beavers took down internet service for about 900 customers in a remote Canadian community this weekend after gnawing through crucial fiber cables, the Candian Broadcasting Corporation reported Sunday. The outage, which has since been resolved, also affected 60 cable TV customers and disrupted local cell phone service, according to a statement from the area’s provider, Telus.

Tumbler Ridge, a tiny municipality in northeastern British Columbia with a population of about 2,000 people, lost service for roughly 36 hours in what Telus described as a “uniquely Canadian disruption!”

“Beavers have chewed through our fibre cable at multiple points, causing extensive damage,” said Telus spokesperson Liz Sauvé in an email to Gizmodo. “Our team located a nearby dam, and it appears the beavers dug underground alongside the creek to reach our cable, which is buried about three feet underground and protected by a 4.5-inch thick conduit. The beavers first chewed through the conduit before chewing through the cable in multiple locations.”

One can make some money if living the trapping lifestyle

just don’t have dreams of owning a Leer jet

there’s better money in animal control, if ya get my meaning

I find rather it rather funny human kind thinks it runs this planet

Beavers gonna beav, it’s what they do

it’s like an addiction

they see running water.. dam that shyt up!

Now if we compare Canada beaver to American beavers

I’d have to give the edge to the American beaver

that’s not showing favoritism

that’s a fact jack!

The Canadian beaver goes for light wieght chewables

while the U.S.A. ! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! beaver goes for much harder targets

michigan beaver chewing up a telephone pole

there’s music to fit human kind’s arrogance

concerning ownership of this spinning mud ball in space

Space

the Largest known shooting gallery

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yes, you can eat beaver