Why I won’t be Canonized

Reason 1#

when Life was breathed into me

He knew then it wasn’t a Saint he was needing

Reason 2#

in order to be Canonized one must be dead

well I ain’t dead

even if I was, see Reason 1#

Always start with the bad stuff, no matter what

end with the good stuff for helps lessen the hurt

If this was my child

I thinking some busted teeth, a few cracked ribs that’ll take some weeks to heal

a knee that will never work proper again

you notice how long it the human fertilizer to react to the assault of his child?

What is an assault?

boiled down it’s simply someone bringing WAR upon your person

in this case a child, a child who cannot stand up for it self

to stand by and do nothing

is just as bad as the assault itself

That’s not a Man of the cloth

if such things happen in plain view just imagine what they allow behind closed doors

there’s reason why the one currently in the Vatican is known as the RED pope

he’s a friggin commiepinkobastard as you can see I’m afraid to call him out for what he is

a commiepinkobastard

inserting some extra stuff

while watching that assault I looked over to the wall and smiled

Mr. Libb came to mind

he was a gentle, soft spoken teacher he was also one of Bruce Lee’s students out in San Fran

hands me the Tikki chucks as a parting gift

“you be nice until it’s time not to be nice”

In many ways he would have reminded you of Col. Jeff Cooper… just not as tall

that’s enough of that

The posted picture… any clue?

I’ll help you out because I am nice like that

it’s John Paul II

Story behind that picture:

When he was a bishop in Poland during the communist reign, the secret police were constantly keeping tabs on him and trying to study him (by the time he became pope, they had amassed 18 cartons of reports on him.)

Once, when the archbishop needed to have a secret meeting with Karol, Karol’s chauffeur pulled a little traffic weaving stunt which cut off their pursuer’s line of sight; Karol swapped cars without them knowing, and was able to meet with the archbishop in peace.

The government also bugged the bishops’ residence with listening devices, which Karol knew about and so he played off of it. He would talk extra loud when he wanted them to hear something, and would save the private conversations for his secret wilderness excursions.

Jokes on you, commies 🙂

His predecessor Pope John Paul I said this…

“My name is John Paul the first. I will be here only a short time. The second is coming.”

Getting the Swiss Guard to earn thier keep:

Picture this: a black-hooded, cloaked form sneaking out the back door of the Vatican.

JPII was one of those leaders, who would sneak out so as not to be noticed by his own security guards. Often these excursions were to get a little recreation in the mountains or go skiing. As busy as the man was, he also understood the need for balance and fun.

I’ve never needed a middleman to speak for me

wanna know why

tell I’ll te

ll ya why

I walk with the Nazarene

I know a good Man when I see one

John Paul was a good Man