the Go-juice

The war oil & gas is something we are all effected by

from energy independence to capping wells and stopping pipelines

makes zero sense

it’s Friday so I’ll explain what this means

Dope comes in 5 pound buckets

the joints are 90 feet long… and you get to trip ever 30 days

Normally there’s 3 on the floor

worm’s corner… lead tong …chain hand

depending on the rig 6/10’s

or

if lucky , Parker Brothers 7/12s no days off

you get to wear greasers

( clothes not allowed in laundrymats )

I knew rig dog named Paul Edward Nut he had been splashed with Causitic soda

first time I met him I gave him my lunch, we were good after that

Paul Edward probably never though he’d run into some more prettier then him

I asked Bill the Drill how he got he got his name

” ohh that, Paul Edward has 3 testicles so”

ohh ok Bill

I never did see a woman on a drilling platform

that’s ok , guys are built in such way to the heavy work

he uses a brush to apply the pipe dope

the length of pipe is 90 feet long

ever 30 days the bit gets changed out

lots ways to do die in the oil patch

So, when at the pump getting gas smile as I do

thinking about Paul Edward making off with my lunch bucket