The war oil & gas is something we are all effected by
from energy independence to capping wells and stopping pipelines
makes zero sense
it’s Friday so I’ll explain what this means
Dope comes in 5 pound buckets
the joints are 90 feet long… and you get to trip ever 30 days
Normally there’s 3 on the floor
worm’s corner… lead tong …chain hand
depending on the rig 6/10’s
or
if lucky , Parker Brothers 7/12s no days off
you get to wear greasers
( clothes not allowed in laundrymats )
I knew rig dog named Paul Edward Nut he had been splashed with Causitic soda
first time I met him I gave him my lunch, we were good after that
Paul Edward probably never though he’d run into some more prettier then him
I asked Bill the Drill how he got he got his name
” ohh that, Paul Edward has 3 testicles so”
ohh ok Bill
I never did see a woman on a drilling platform
that’s ok , guys are built in such way to the heavy work
he uses a brush to apply the pipe dope
the length of pipe is 90 feet long
ever 30 days the bit gets changed out
lots ways to do die in the oil patch
So, when at the pump getting gas smile as I do
thinking about Paul Edward making off with my lunch bucket