Over Black Coffee and Gunpowder Tea
served with
Time for some punology. Yes, more corny humor from me.
Why were my neighbors walking barefoot in their garden?
Because they were celebrating open Toesday!
Why were Taco Tuesdays introduced?
Because they wanted to give us something to taco ’bout the whole week.
What did the executioner say on a Tuesday morning?
It’s time to beheaded to work.
And, following the “Taco Tuesday” idea…