C-rat Salad

By now everyone on the planet has seen that picture

but not everyone is aware of the conversation taking place

I shall enlighten you

Marine: Good morning, ma’am! Oh… hey, squid.

Jealous sailor: What did you call me?

Marine: Kill! Motivated eye gouge, yut? Semper! Chesty, err?

Jealous sailor: Are you even speaking English?

Marine: Errah!

Woman: Oh my. (blushing)

Jealous sailor to woman: Wait, where are you going?

Woman: There’s just something about…

Marine in passing Dan Daly and Smedley Butler, rah?

Sailor grabbing the arm of the woman

I can’t believe this. This is absurd The guy can’t even produce a sentence without grunting 27 times

Woman breaking the wrist and walking away

I’m leaving…. You’re wearing bell bottoms for heaven’s sake.

Staff sergeant! Wait for me!

Marine talking to himself, now 50 yards away (Inaudible) now it’d behoove you (inaudible) Lo’ right’a layo ..(inaudible) Jody, Jody, six-foot-four … (inaudible) … to the shores of Tripoli.

Some background:

C-Rations were developed in 1938

Besides these main courses, chocolate or other candies, gum, biscuits and cigarettes were added. 

When three meals a day were consumed, C-Rations provided about 3,700 calories. They could be eaten cold

but tasted better cooked. ( not much better but better )

Here’s a Former Marine demonstrating how to make a NON-green salad

We’re not done teaching and learning

Like bologna?

I’ve made this recipe that Tim made

couple of items of interest:

it fits the bread perfectly unlike the round pink stuff from the stores

you will find the time to make it it’s so easy and

GUD BBQ boys lingo usage

Tim is a Former Marine

He was Honorably Discharged following a 1984 motorcycle accident that left him unable to use his right arm