Hea Mister! have you seen my bear?
what’s his name?
Ben
and yours ?
Clint Howard
Well Clint no I haven’t seen your bear
Seen Yogi cut through here last year going about his business bothering nothin or anyone
he walks in peace always around here
Smell that Clint?
Clint, it’s time for you to go, I got stuff to do
here take some in case you get hungry looking for Ben
aww gee thanks Mister , you’re the best I love jerky!
I know Clint … I know…
See that 2 piece gizmo was dads, he never owned a jerky gun he’d roll about a inch ball in his hand place it in the jerky press squish it peel back the plastic make a jerky strip
his standard response when asked Hey dad
can I have a piece of jerky?
” what have you done today to earn a piece of my jerky?”
Well I got all floats and weights ready for you tomarrow
somehow this one conversation got turned around and he was asking about the Beauchamp girls
Cathy and Denise
the dairy girls? I told them I’d help around milk barn if I could sneak on the back 40 and do some fishing without thier dad calling the cops on me, ” we’ll sneak you back there”
dad ain’t saying much , just chewing on some jerky..
” you know anything about dnr officer who run out of gas?” I heard about that from danni later on
he told me the LOCUST was going join up with us, I said no way, I’m outta here, so I took off ,we was spear fishing for suckers dad.. when the LOCUST shows up, bad things happen and normally to others so if the dnr guy ran outta gas it’s probably because of the LOCUST showing up
anyways dad getting over to the dairy girls early, we finished up and true enough we snuck back there, I was already with spear in hand, next thing I know they took off their clothes and jumped in the water. they scared all the fish away Cathy said you gonna come swimming ? I wasn’t planning on it yelled at her, what the heck dad, it was hot and the fish took off so I got naked jump in
“Chance, how old are you ?” 14 … ” the girls? 15 and 16 1/2
we are kinda looking at each other
dad ain’t nothing I ain’t seen before , so no big deal
” well about that jerky… you can a piece of my jerky on the boat tomarrow”
but dad it’s Saturday!
I know Chance… I know
He never did ma bout me swimming with those girls naked
because I would have heard about it in both ears
Xtra stuff:
I don’t own a jerky gun myself what I have, I call it a Bazooka!
real name the Dakota Stuffer the inventer was Air Force
don’t be surprized if his daughter answers the phone