Don’t forget to hang the missiletoad

some FYI

I always start the day with good intentions…

then I got out of bed & that’s usually where things go sideways

Ever see your gramma at a party just sitting and smiling at all her gathered family and enjoying Christmas

Don’t be surprized when you walk over and ask Gramma..

why you so happy and smiling quiet like? and gramma replies

” just think “

( insert your name here )

” if I didn’t get laid, none of you would be here!”

Both my gramma’s are long gone, as a kid I remember both were always smiling