Come’on come’on you can do it…. alright! I got signal
I was in fine mood this morning while outside,looking at temp gauge, caused me to smile, we haven’t been above zero in 2 weeks, 6 degrees without the windchill, I’ll take what I can get. So finally getting a half-ass decent signal, I checked the Accu-weather…. there went my good mood. The way they present a storm is like Snowmageddon all over again nothing but FEAR PORN. People in the South, listen-up.
RULE#1 if you don’t have to be on the road, stay the hell off the roads.
RULE#2 SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
RULE#3
instead of riding asshole to bellybutton ( bumper to bumper) try 4 car lengths between vehicles.
I know you are not used to this :
or this
Don’t listen to the porn pushers , sure… use thier radar on MUTE
But if you want expert advice ask me or others like me
There’s a town down road called Menonminee, it’s on the border of cheeseland, What were you doing in April of 2018? I betcha you weren’t digging out from 24 plus inches of snow
a coffe and second wind driving on roads that are covered covered while hiding black ice is as equal to other stupid shit. Like going to work sick with the flu or a cold, no one wants to see you hacking a lung while flining phem so just the fuck home. Here’s idea, one you may not have thought of
Sugglefuck
it’s where one breathes in used air, hair in face with awkward boner
with bad weather outside
it’s the best course of action
he kinda looks like young John Wick
I see we have snow in forecast, well that nothing new around here
I know I know… you are in a hurry to get outta here to go prove once again you are sinners