Health class

Cellphones will be placed the mini woodchipper by my desk

woodchippers, big or small don’t care.

Pay Attention

Fellas, when you see a sign as this, remember, the argument is over

I got your full attention now eh, that’s good

Speaking of eggs

Ever notice how a grocery store is laid out, meat, dairy,bread and the veggie isle is on the outer walls, the fake food is located in the middle, that stuff is poison.

Before I dismiss the class, for you thickheads, remember.

when seeing this, the argument is over

class dismissed, I stuff to do, unless you want to learn about skip codes

only one place they are found

the Bible

When He breathed Life into me, it wasn’t a Saint He was needing.