Slippery as a sea lamprey in oil she is

Going down to do laundry, came up, where the hell is she now, no where in the house, she walked to the mail box to check the mail. ” I did what you taught me, I walked the edge of the dirt and cement, there’s only 58 steps and i have my cane” ma, that was long before you broke your back. ” there’s no mail” let’s go before the wind takes you to Kansas. Inside, I got the Bose headphones on her, noise cancelling headset. She’s hearing

Told her, not much difference between Port Royal and D.C. ” I am so G’damn tired hearing about all those people”, we all are ma. Been 4 days since we seen the sun, I got proof it’s a real item

What the hell ma, why you 3 sewing machines down there? one looks like it came with the Spanish Conquistadors. ” always good to have a spare” and the 3rd one? ” Just in case I needed parts”. Does it work? ” like a charm, so don’t touch it”.

a good representation of my sunny disposition

She’s right ya know, as I am

We are ALL tired of them

hearing this kid, I like our chances

I’m off to hide her cane