Is your state infested with aliens?

First they told us

Is the reason we haven’t yet found aliens anywhere in the universe because they can’t start fires

That’s the idea put forward by researchers in a new paper, suggesting life on low-oxygen exoplanets would not be able to generate combustion – a vital step in the development of human technology. Makes one wonder if those researchers know they be researching aliens not humans, wtf eh.

Maybe that’s why that Jolly Green Giant was overhead, heading to a crash site, maybe escorting something my spy glasses couldn’t pick up.

to see if you have an infestation problem, click here:

UFO Report Index by Country/State (nuforc.org)

I read about Aurora Texas along time ago.

When people think of UFO crashes, they often think of the infamous Roswell incident in 1947, which took place in New Mexico. However, little is known about a lesser-known occurrence in Aurora, Texas, nearly five decades before.

According to reports, an enigmatic airship is said to have gone down in Aurora, with the news station in Dallas even claiming that the deceased pilot of the airship was “not of Earth.” The pilot’s body was laid to rest in a local cemetery.

Sir, but our budget only allows us to track 2% of the sky, excuse me sir, It’s a big ass sky

Art Bell had a voice, ment to be on the radio, not teevee always played great bumper music