News Interruption

As you know, before any new program there’s a ton of bullshit commercials, so view this in the same light. Granted, I’m just tinkering with someone else’s idea.

Looking at the Ratdog, I got this idea of resurfacing her driveway.

When Nickola Tesla was laying in his deathbed, the fblie was outside his door, waiting like vultures to swoop in an gather up his stuff.

In the politics area, is anyone gonna tell the gop, the only reason they have votors is because of Trump

the mental health segment, we offer this

Ohh you are a climate kook, well take a gander at this numbnutz

To the aussie lady fruitcake who said while in America, “There’s to many American flags in America” I offer this little gem in the manner of EATSHITANDDIEJUSTFUCKINGDIE

The media hyenas with thier fake smiles

on the topic of fireams

a side by side

And that concludes the news, news you won’t see on the teevee

with a coffee, I really must get back to the Ratdog roller device