Look man, I’m not at my shack to do things proper, so use what ya have on hand. Ever notice what villages, towns & cities have in common? People, that’s right people.
Want an example, sure ya do
“Buy a gun” – Trans activist warns women who try to stop her from going into ladies’ restroom, “It will be the last mistake you ever make”
Those places also have something in common. Neighbors, Mexico is like a neighbor, not a very nice one in my opinion. Navyman’s wifey, she’s a neighbor, he found her someplace in Ohio, you know, the mistake by the lake, reference the Great Toledo War, brought her up here years ago. Last night, the ratdog, decided he wanted some of my smoker cheddar cheese. Cheese & crackers I was snacking on in-between the sardines and crackers, I share cheese, don’t even bother thinking about my sardines and crackers. Gave in him little, wanted more, so I gave more, still he wanted more, just lil bites. After while he looked me at me like, FU and walked away. I was trying explain cheesy constipation, but he kept taking some.
so this Am.
I bring the ratdog outside with me wearing a cover, got my underwear on and a coffee.
The ratdog wasn’t having a good morning with his cheesy constipation, circling and looking back at me, more circles more looks. He decided peeing might help so he switched gears. Ratdog, that’s good idea, standing there with a coffee, I figured I could kill 2 birds one stone, Jim & twins were free once again. Nothing liking drinking coffee an whizzing off the back porch. Everything was going good, except for the ratdog, it’s the Navyman’s wifey came out with her shamwows, lil bastards couldn’t fill a taco shell together. She looked over seeing me, ” Jesus H. Christ”, no, that’s not my name,
I kept pissing. ” Can’t you do that inside?”.
Ohh I see how it is ( still pissing ), you are perfectly fine keeping an eye on your mop heads while they piss or tinkle, but me, you have a problem, guess what Lisa, I can write your name and dot the I. Taking a look at ratdog, he’s still circling like he’s trying to escape the cheesy constipation (not happening mooch), I secured Jim & twins while sipping my coffee, she mumbled something, her lill shoe shiners went to her, all 3 disappeared back inside. A bout minute later Navyman came out with a coffee yells over, I seen you putting cheese in the smoker, what ya got?
a brick of Gouda , went inside, got it and tossed it over
thanks Chance
Maybe I shouldn’t share journo entries