I know now why she said in an antique shop ” what the hell is wrong with you”. I had to stop taking to such places to avoid situations where she’d make the individual feel like 2 cents waitin on change. ” That is not an antique, we still use that for Christ’s sake”. Ma, lets go. The other day had this lookie-loo stop over, told him, you sit there I’ll be back, (not sure how many coffee pots a woman needs, she probably thought in terms of guns, if you know how many you have, you don’t have enough). This one will work, got the coffee on the boil, working just fine, then I hear ” I’ll buy that”
After telling him no the second time, I just said GET OUT, GET OUT NOW. It wasn’t the offer I found irritating, it his nasally voice, he lasted 10 minutes, 15 at the most.
Along the same vain of sorts, kinda sorta and somewhat. Were you ever crossed-trained in subjects shall we say. She wasn’t no doctor, but she all kinds of doctoring stuff, bust some ribbs, crawling home expecting some motherly nurturing only to get a whack in the back the head with the ring turned to add, added discomfort. ” I told you never go down there, what’s wrong with you taking your shirt off” You not taking me to the hospital? ” what the hell for, they ain’t going do anything different then what I gonna do” She wrapped me up. One of my brothers got a nasty cut on his forearm, she stitched him up with upholstery thread, he healed up just fine.
Some medical stuff:
Looking at coffee specifically, the researchers reported that “habitual consumption of 1 or more cups of coffee per day was associated with about a 10% decrease in risk of COVID-19 compared to less than 1 cup/day.” This effect seems to be due to the nutritional benefits of coffee. Doing laundry is like a necessary evil, say you in field and you come to me whining about some minor ailment, see me wearing leather, don’t fret, I hate doin laundry, wiping off blood and stuff is easier than trying to remove blood stains outta white, besides I’m saving the planet from grey water.
Like ma, I ain’t no doctor, but I have alot of doctoring gizmos, you be fine
I was rather good at biology
ladies
believe you me, I know what I’m doing with this
