Thomas, I’ve always liked Thomas, he has always been wise beyond his years.
Having a coffee with the Ratdog
I was explaining stuff, such as, how I deal with scumbags of the woods.
As in this example:
But as I told Ratdog, don’t worry about it’s entrails, the clean up crew Heckle & Jeckel will take care them, eh! crows gotta too yaknow. That option is off the table, I’ll work the problem, meanwhile some stuff you may find useful. Have carpet crawlers? maybe curtain climbers, kids for short. Christmas is about the kids, here’s an idea for ya.
How to get a Christmas postmark:
• Fill out your holiday cards and place them in sealed envelopes.
• Address the envelopes as you normally would with names and destinations.
• Place a postage stamp on each card to be postmarked.
• Put all of the self-addressed, pre-stamped cards inside of a box or mailing envelope, and send to: US Post Office, 220 Elm Avenue, Munising, MI 49862.
• Once received, the post office will postmark your holiday cards and send them off to their recipients.
• Tip: Don’t forget to address one of the cards to yourself, if you want to see what the postmark looks like. That way, one of your cards gets mailed back to you from Christmas, Michigan.
A side helping of history concerning Christmas
Keeping Christ in Christmas:
Ole Ratdog musta watched some teevee in his day, he sat and watched this, looked then went and laid down
Musta tired him out