Actually, I love cows, even the ones destroying the planet with their gassyasses. Was looking at the prices of a new flag:
Grand New flag
$25.00 – $2,290.00
Sips coffee… I’ve been down that road before… yeah, once it starts doesn’t take long to go shreds, looks like hell.
I’ve pricing things, with shipping of course. What sort of things, well… cow hides. Thinking 2 of each, using cobra thread I should have enough leather to make a G’damn flag that’ll hold up.
2 at 95.00 plus shipping
Crobra cow = 95.00 x 2 plus shipping
195.00 x 2 plus shipping
That’ll be a waste of funds, no matter how much linseed oil I use, it’ll crack, pieces fly off. Something you may not notice so I’ll tell ya, that is a stright up North wind.
I’ll translate:
Say you wanna exile someone to Canada, strapped spread eagle on a leaky raft deploying a small sail, with a north wind, you’ll have bodies stacked up out front, which isn’t good, wait for a nice gentle southern breeze at night, with less moonlight the better, no guarantee they’ll make Canada, but they’ll be outta here. The reason this is taking so long to share/post, what I wanted to share/inquire about, I’ll to soon enough. Had this car pull in my drive, I know them, first thing they do, slide over the passenger side, get out and start screaming, I’ll clean it uo ” G”DAMN MOFO DEER, I JUST GOT THIS 2 MONTHES AGO”, the cussing went on for awhile as I’m with a coffee looking at flag, they go over and try yanking the driver’s door open, all that swearing isn’t helping as I sipped my coffee. ” Well you going to help open the fucking door”, Look man, the front corner is all smooched in, that door isn’t gonna open, tell ya what, I’ll pull some hair, maybe that’s what stopping the door from opening. Didn’t help, the door is still stuck, why not come in have a coffee calm down, he was flaming hot. Took 2 cups for him finally leave.
Came out to check me, making sure I wasn’t slacking off, he’s has a gathering , wanted some jerky. See, toldja, I’m working haad here.
Yaknow, food is right up there with AIR, fresh air. Anyone got one of these, the DEAD BROKE BBQ dude seems to like his. I’m needed to upgrade some equipment.
