I was told in no uncertain terms…. NO!
Was in the garden lady’s greenhouse checking out how the hot peppers are doing, last week we some frost, so everything still in the greenhouse. You like squash, I like squash, I tend to stick with what I know about squash, as in Acorn. She was telling me the difference between these 2
I was busy looking at her bathroom tub full of onions to really hear what she was saying. Something I normally not is interrupt when people are talking, that was more like rambling on about stuff I have little interest in, it’s then i said, I’m looking at your tub, it could use some ventilation holes for drainage. And that’s when she used the Lord’s name in vain, with a bonus question, ” JC!, what the hell is that?”. This, ohh this, is a 460 S&W. ” Where you get that”?. Gun counter, unlike crackhead hunter, I don’t lie on forms, ohh yeah, frigging zombies won’t be getting up I told counter fellow. This here is a 460 next to a 44 mag.
I repeated the question, you know, just to be sure, you positive on your stance concerning your bathtub? “NO”
Pro-tip:
Stuff one never ever mentions to a garden lady who happens to carry a Glock even when in the garden.
I been looking at Mare’s leg, with one of those, I could go full on Steve McQueen Some people prefer pistolies while other like Boomsticks!, why not both, after-all, this is America!