Round Tuit

I’ve only got two hands G’damnit

it’s not like I been out fishin all this time, if you head rumors or thought bad things about me, pay no mind to such things. On the other hand, the future isn’t set so there’s that. Taping and painting is right up there with hearing any demoMARXIST spew their verbal vomit,

See that radio, it’s old, works just fine

I’m not old, I’m chronologically gifted and I still work g’damnit. Wanna know what you get when you don’t get what you wanted, you get experience, that’s what you get. Knowing how to do all this is proof, I never got what I wanted g’damnit.. flinging mud, smoothing mud, frigging mud.

There’s a radio station down the road some that way (waves hand), they have this program where people call in to sell stuff, wanting to buy, and businesses offer coopins. This lady was talking about storage shed her late husband had, she called it his garage overflow, said there’s a Ford in there rusting away, the asked ” what model” She said on the air, Hell I don’t know, it’s red. Long story short, I called up ( breaking from flinging paint. we exchanged stuff. I took a ride the other day down the road, it was a long road.

Manners engaged while conversing with her, found out we both lost around the same time last year. She opened the door…. SOLD ” really” Yes Mam

A 69 Ford Mustang straight 6

She called a round tuit, he wanted to fix it up, just never got a round tuit. ” if you do get it up and running would you drive it here?”, yes Man, I’ll take you for a ride, she smiled.

Called up the Dan-knee, what ya doin man, ” sitting in the truck someone’s driveway, the wifey is rummaging through other’s people junk, why.. I need your trailer and you. I explained the situation, first words outta his mouth was ” you fucker”. Then he says, I know guy who sells engines, I betcha he has a Boss 427 72cubic inch laying around up taking up space, ” yea, that’ll fit, barely, but it’ll fit.

Remembering what I mentioned about the future…..