Get your damn mind outta the gutter for once Sgt.
Apone came to mind early
All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? It’s another glorious day in the Corps. A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm: Every meal’s a banquet. Every paycheck’s a fortune! Every formation’s a parade!
For those who like to lay bed, never seeing the crack of dawn
was sipping a coffee thinking stuff about that wood floor, yaknow, if I was Canadian, I could do that curling thing with stones across the floor, but! I’m American, round here we do stuff different, when it’s time to do the swifter thing, I don’t own a swifter, I do have the dog, I could go full Don Carter
the bonus would be ratdog would run back to me, kinda like an automatic pin setter.
Now excuse me, I gotta mix up some dark brown sugar, why buy it, it’s just Molasses & white sugar