Strong, Capable Woman Asks Man To Come With Her To Job Interview In Case They Ask Any Hard Questions
From The Bee
U.S. — A strong, capable, independent, girlboss of a woman that “don’t need no man” has reportedly asked a man to accompany her on a job interview in case there are any hard questions.
Tim Walz, running mate for Kamala Harris on her 2024 presidential campaign, didn’t need any further explanation. “Yeah, okay,” he sighed. “I knew what I was signing up for.”
According to sources, the pair prepped for the softball interview long into the night. Walz had hoped to prepare her enough that he wouldn’t have to go, but reluctantly, he called it a night after she failed to answer a question about her favorite ice cream flavor.
“Come on, this is easy,” said Walz.
“Well, there’s just so many flavors!” Harris said, unable to contain her laughter. “There’s chocolate, of course; always a classic. And vanilla! Right? But what is flavor? The flavor is what our tongue likes. If it likes something, right? Then we like it. You know? And ice cream is more expensive these days. It’s getting harder and harder to put ice cream on the table. And I know that because I also have a table. I have a house. I have a car. But some people don’t have those. So basically, that’s bad.”
At publishing time, Kamala Harris had been asked about Israel but fortunately Tim Walz had interrupted just in time by shouting, “I like dogs!”
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