It’s a question I had asked myself sitting with a coffee seeing the sunrise, a geezer is someone who isn’t young or dead, just… somewhere in between, sips coffee.
W.C. Fields, he practiced being a geezer for years. He not only spoke sarcasm, he taught the class sarcasm 101. One of his students was Rodney Dangerfield,
Took the ratdog shopping, who knew he was a chick-magnet, until I tried giving him away, they were having none that. Ever spot something and like whammo a bet comes to mind, it was like that in toilet isle, seeing the basket of golf balls, I betcha ole kammalaaaa with a garden hose would win that contest, if you understand my meaning. 🙂 Some people turned the corner to come in the same isle, until they seen and heard me chuckling at a toilet in a box, they decided to try another isle. Good!, more elbow room know what I mean, try shopping when it’s butthole to bellybutton is no fun. Think the Waltzing TAMPONTIMMY knows enough not to flush his manpons, I doubt it.
Side note: I know some chemistry you may find useful during Black Friday, you will not only clear the isle the store will empty G’damnit. remind me sometime, I’ll tell yeah. Tried and true, me & Dan-knee did it! Was in a radio shack, should work in any store.
I know ya’ll think I’m hard on that dog, callin him fat and lazy, what else would you call this, to fat and lazy to eat a piece of jerky inches from his face.
Same ole meaty meat Bossman!
Ok ok, he got no teeth, I cut it up, he woofed it down, then fell asleep. Now excuse, I have wax ring to deal with. Wax rings, stuff not taught at Ivy league indoctrination centers.