While at Auntie’s breakfast table my brow matched my growl
I’m all better now
Let’s see who’s what,
see that glass up there
are you optimist, it’s half full or are you a pessimist because it’s half empty
me, I see there’s room for more G’damn beer
If you’re the zone, be mindful of thier BS and repeat these words
speak like a True American
I WILL NOT COMPLY
As of Dec. 28, a total of 16 states are testing for “very high” COVID levels:
- Wyoming
- New Mexico
- South Dakota
- Nebraska
- Kansas
- Minnesota
- Iowa
- Wisconsin
- Michigan
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Pennsylvania
- Virginia
- New Hampshire
- Rhode Island
- Maine
An additional 12 states have “high” SARS-CoV-2 wastewater viral activity levels:
How’s your weather, anything like dogs
Speaking of dog..
A city dog wants to run out the door, but a country dog stays on the porch ’cause he’s not fenced-in and the wolves, songdogs and other forest critters, dog has learnt the porch is a good place to sleep off food intake, anytime of day.
Lookin ahead not sure how far south it’ll go , the wizzards around here is sayin
Tuesday and Wednesday: Mostly cloudy with scattered snow; windy and cold; overnight wind chills of -25 possible 25 below is nothing to be playing in, cold kills more people than any other weather.
Just think
the colder the outhouse, the warmer the bed!
Why did I share that, well if it does get below freezing where you’re at, it’s best to let your water tickle some, not much just some, it’ll stop your pipes from freezing and bursting.
Bed related:
If you had to take a drink for everyone you had sex with
would you be fine, tipsy, drunk or dead
all answers will remain confidential
File this little story under
What is good in life
Some years ago and then some more, knew this lady, a fine specimen I may add, she wanted a fur bikini like Miss Welsh there, well I have to measure you ” no you don’t” both arms emptied her sleeves under her sweater, mere seconds there was a bra on the table, not sure how they do that, always fun watching, am I right fellas, you know I am. no time to be bashful. Rabbit fur inside and outside the cups, even I know a Woman has to breath, so I lined the bottom piece with some silk I seen her again the following winter, I had asked her about the fur bikini, was about 15 degrees outside, lifted up shirt, ” my boobs have never been warmer, they tickle at times”, and your bottom? ” My bottom is just fine thank you and no I’m showing you”.