TGI FriYAY! Time for some faffery.
Opening day of the baseball season was yesterday and it included several firsts. Austin Wells was the first Yankee catcher to hit in the leadoff spot. He had the first hit of the season and the first home run with a solo shot in the first.
Orioles outfielder Tyler O’neill hit an opening day homer for the 6th straight season.
Nats starter Mackenzie Gore fanned 13 Phillies yesterday. That feat – 13 K in an opening day game – had only been done once before, by the great Bob Gibson.
Now on to our regularly scheduled shenanigans. . .
Pearls before Swine
Political Commentary
Dad Jokes
Memes
This week’s musical selection comes from one of the most influential Hardcore/Punk bands of the late 80’s, Hüsker Dü.