Sitting out here greeting the morning in 27 degrees, I didn’t even get through a half cup of coffee


Was lookin at a video reminded of Batman, real name Billy, met him in the lobby, had me laughing in under 10 minutes. First time I took him over to house was interesting shall we say, hadn’t driven since he got back home, using both lanes, he pretty good, Batman lost his eyes to shrapnel.
He’s gone now
Then… there Andy, Andy Strika, down the road from the Oscar G. there’s a few bars, sittin in having a beer I look down the bar this guy wearing pea coat both hands on the bar, a 3rd hand reach’s for and holds up the bottle of beer, What the hell. Andy made wood prosthetics for Oscar G.

I wouldn’t call him a functioning alcoholic, but I’d understand why people might think that. He would be impressed
We need some vet humor


Stuff you gotta be ready for, say you are out looking for new friends, yeah, it’s not like you can just walk up to a stranger demanding you friends, you start talking soon you hear the question, “what happened to your old friends?”
Well they died on me
“what did you do to them”



Haven’t thought of those two in long time, still making me smile and laugh.
NOT being female myself, a question for the ladies. Do you like compare stretch marks?
as you know scars tell better stories than tattoos