There will be no paraphrasing here
Sippin my coffee out here, I’m like 110% sure the left is sayin, “ahh crap, he’s awake” That sort of talk is straight off the devil’s tongue. Speaking of the left, they hate humor, those miserable creatures are not happy unless everyone is miserable. Yeah well, I’ll add to their misery with humor, the sumbitchs…
Yeah, i can see myself giving the proper response to such to a gold-digger
Weird, I was doing some caulking at the house, maybe I should get teevee if this how they discuss home improvement projects, they make it sound so easy peasy.
Thought provoking no doubt
See that picture up top, just down the road some, not really a short back road, it’s just known as a short back road, much more pretty to drive than the highway, there is music for such a drive, kinda matches the surroundings.


