Do you know what day it is

It’s in the mail

Sippin coffee here, that’s what I asked ratdog

wait for it dog

wait…

wait……

Ahhh huh! there it is

Ratdog, I should share useful stuff for the ladies

ohh look, look who is back in the news

Remember ladies, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips and get outside Ratdog, today is National Tartan day,

bring on the pipes!

sounds like something straight out of Hyboria, you know, where Men were Men and the ladies wore little