Someday son, this war will be over

Sippin a coffee, sitting in Pete’s waitin room, waitin for a meeting, thinkin, who else would look good falling out of a Huey besides commiepinkoratbastards, the oil speculators that’s who.

who is that Pete asks his staffer Chance

Ohh I like old-time yoopermen from the Ontonagon coast, they got no time for bullshit, winters are too long, send him in.

Pete.. Chance …Pete, are we at war or not What’s on your mind Chance, the mid-terms

I was lookin at the coastline, there is no G’damn way those lil speedo boats are launching from the mountains, they be coming out of coves and caves

Smart bombs they ok for other stuff, but this requires old school, see this ugly bitch

Granted, she’s not the kind of bitch most think about, you know

Beautiful

Individual

That

Causes

Hardons

Still she’d be perfect Pete,

you have any idea how cheap it is to make Napalm, hell Pete, I can make Napalm out back with gas and Styrofoam, Pete, you seen the price of gas of late, G’damn!

Chance, and how you suppose we get it into the caves, Pete, as I said, OLD SCHOOL Ever see the film dam Busters, gives a whole new meaning to Bouncing Betty