Lookin out front window, it’s Monday…again

Sippin a coffee here, I don’t have to go outside to see my front yard

See this, I’ll explain,

If I was at that table, she doesn’t know it yet, using manners I’d excuse myself to use the Men’s restroom and not comeback, whoever she is texting can pay for the food.

You like science, I like real science

this is not real science, straightup commiepinkoratbastard propaganda brought to you by the weather channel

UFC Freedom 250 Final Forecast: ‘Large Hail,’ Damaging Winds And Bug Swarms Possible

30mph winds with mosquitoes…wtf is wrong with people, I get bigger winds of lake in decent weather, bug free, wtf over

I can understand people want to remain informed

two items of interest, you know, to stay informed

you now have been properly informed

Not being Josey Wales, I do have some extras

lookin out my window, property taxes is theft

I can understand why President Trump didn’t want me at the peace talk table

I feel so excluded