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It’s all good ratdog

It’s all good ratdog

Sippin coffee, I’m very very careful not to disturb the rose bushes, knowing ma, she wouldn’t go to dad’s gun room, she had her own, not sure why Cherokee hillbillies like side by side scatterguns, but they do, she’d just come out and shoot me in the face, wait..waitthe roses are good ma!

As we all know, some holes we dig are better than other holes (experience is a great teacher) I’m am here to tell ya, it’s not easy diggin a hole with a dog on your lap (ohh so it’s ok for you to digs holes but not me Bossman)

Bert rooms needs solid footings

Outside in globul warmin/cooling or some other stupid shit, sweatin my ass off mixing/pourin/levelin

some extra learnin, they don’t tax you if it’s undergound

And before anyone asks stupid questions like

“G’damn , how many Bert rooms does a person need”

I’m not excepting stupid questions today, tomorrow ain’t lookin to good either so knock it off already

A poem

The rifle on the wall

It all began that day at Concord bridge

When from the valley fields, and the ridge

They left the plow, the axe upon the tree

They came to fight for land & Liberty

From the mantlepiece cabin-side

They took their rifles hanging there with pride

Fired the shots that echo through the years

Even now the would-be Tyrant fears

So, mark this well; Free Men/Women Forever fall

When they have lost the rifle on the wall

Quarantine is when you restrict the movement of sick people

TYRANNY is when you restrict the movement of healthy people

So I get this call, hea man what’s that noise,? I’m diggin hole why, I finally got wifey to stop sounding like a chainsaw startin up, bi..bti..bitch! she wanted to know where I go to get away from her, so I got her own machine. ” How long you married,”

27 years.This guy, retired, former Marine, 2 heart attacks, in the woods with a pacemaker

South may rednecks, the hills have billies, we have yoops runnin loose in the woods unsupervised