Toolin
Sippin coffee with ratdog, using the word toolin made a better headline than say,,, YOU WANT NewS, I”LL GIVE G’DAMN news, see what I mean. Shame really I’m not in the inner circle, when asked by President Trump a question, Sir, iran and Peace should never ever be used in the same sentence, quoting Fred Thomson “this business will get way out of hand”
Death by a thousand slashes in reverse, fuck that sir.
Mission creep, seen that before too
I seen the turtle’s wife suckin up to china china china, meanwhile no one has seen the turtle in a month, no doubt he’s still voting
That’s enough G’damn news, down the road some, when seen JD, I’m standing there,
“Chance” JD, “I can see you are interested in the nice options”
Well I do like anti-theft device on the floor aka the fuckin clutch, JD, you think the guy who invented the bucket seats, didn’t have a girlfriend or a dog?
We’re both just lookin inside thinkin on that one, then he says,
“Chance, I never thought about that, possible, very possible”
“Chance, you ok?”, yeah I fine, walkin behind the model A
Toolin was before my time JD, ma went once, went out with a guy named snowball, she was tellin me, not the particulars, next time she seen snowball in school, he had 2 blackeyes, and broke nose, Couple of her brothers, my uncles got hold of snowball, who got thier sister all liquored up on homemade beer tried to put some moves on her. JD just standing there with an orange crush lookin at me. walked inside, he got stuff all over
Not that JD doesn’t care, but as you can see, he got stuff to do
JD, how’s my little pony?,
she’s good Chance, she’s a mean sleek sexy machine built for speed
she’s out back, come ‘on
open question kinda sorta, when you see vintage or classic cars cruisin, you ever do a double look, probably thinkin, back when you were going up, you weren’t buckled in, ohh hell no, you were in back seat tossed around like laundry, around here, we were in bed of the truck, under a death sentence, SIT DOWN! dad always had a bench seat for his one only girl.
JD, he is a car salesmen, so you keep that mind when dealin with JD
